What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Making a Diving Catch For Space - NASA Watch

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are the latest trends in artificial intelligence for 2025?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How to see Mars visit a bright star and the moon this June - Space

No way

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Tom Aspinall wishes Jon Jones well in retirement, declares himself ‘undisputed’ UFC champion - MMA Fighting

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Random: Mario Kart World Player 'Breaks' The Game, Takes Flight Over Mario Circuit - Nintendo Life

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

How the Universe and Its Mirrored Version Are Different - WIRED

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Gold Climbs as Rising Geopolitical and Trade Tensions Aid Havens - Bloomberg.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

There Are (Allegedly) Two Words That Describe How Ryan Reynolds And Blake Lively Are Feeling After Bombshell Update In Baldoni Defamation Suit - Cinemablend

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

A Researcher Figured Out How to Reveal Any Phone Number Linked to a Google Account - WIRED

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

He invented a viral watch-cleaning device. Now he says the American dream has been 'ripped out of my hands' by Trump tariffs. - NBC News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons