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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:13

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Making a Diving Catch For Space - NASA Watch
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How to see Mars visit a bright star and the moon this June - Space
No way
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
No go.
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Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
How the Universe and Its Mirrored Version Are Different - WIRED
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Gold Climbs as Rising Geopolitical and Trade Tensions Aid Havens - Bloomberg.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons